Don't kill him No, don't kill him He's my bathroom bug The beatle named Bernie He's a greaser and he's constantly horny Had a girlfriend once – she even moved in Guess he must have cheated Cos she moved back out again Don't kill him No, don't kill him He's my bathroom bug He's the beatle named Bernie He's super cool Ain't no fool Don't kill Bernie No, no |
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True story!!
He's been living in my bathroom for about three years now I think  Originally the title was "Bathroom Bug" but I find the one standing more amusing. It's a little song I came up with on my own today. Fell right out of the blue sky and into my head ^^ Can't believe it's taken me this long to write something in his honour; I mean, I keep telling people not to kill him, he's my bathroom bug! The beatle named Bernie  *sings* I can't get this out of my head now haha Anyway; enjoy people. Don't you dare steal Bernie  This is Copyright by me! |
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Cute little poem, I like the girlfriend part. 3 years is a long time for a bug, Bernie must really like being in your bathroom
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There's no more life left to live...
If I can't be me, I don't see why I should even be.
I'm laughing my ass off right now hahaha I LOVE it
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"Every week is a new type of hell week. Therefore there aren't just 9 circles of hell; there are 52."
~SK~
He's a cool dude for sure
Oh yes, he looks like a very cool dude
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"Every week is a new type of hell week. Therefore there aren't just 9 circles of hell; there are 52."
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Cool song though
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